mom said it's my turn on the valid

previously angelic-hellfire

slenderman is the previous generations elf on a shelf

Dec 17, 2023

littlemisspipebomb:
alphabetcompletionist:
littlemisspipebomb:
Going on the paleo diet. We’re eating celocanth for dinner
A CDEFGHI L NOP R T W
15/26
Um. What is “blow my vagizzle thru me jorts xbox style”?
that’s a good question.

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Dec 17, 2023

theoneofwhomisblue:

POV (penis of view)

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crying

Dec 17, 2023

dsmsix:

christianstepmoms:
christianstepmoms:
Pussy Hair Denser than a Grill Brush

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Dec 17, 2023

catchymemes:

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Dec 17, 2023

isawken:

it’s that time of year again

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Dec 17, 2023

silver-tongues-blog:

ximen:
brightwanderer:
Extremely Important Update: in April 2023 the World Bird Sanctuary had an orphaned eagle chick in need of care, so they decided to see if Murphy could live up to his parental ambitions.
He successfully raised the chick, which is now thriving with the other juvenile eaglets!
Congrats Murphy, you made it happen through sheer determination.
(Pictures are from the Facebook page of the World Bird Sanctuary; I can’t link them directly because I don’t have a FB account and the site is a nightmare to interact with if you’re not logged in, constantly resetting and kicking you to registration pages.)
Update: Murphy’s foster chick has now been released back in the wild!